The TY Joke Thread

[EvenCoven]

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.

 

[EvenCoven]

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

 

[EvenCoven]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

 

[j5ferry1]

The 2019 lineup is out... and yamaha still makes the best sleds in the industry--the perfect sleds to fit the needs of its loyal and diehard fans...



Too soon?...