A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm sitting here on the toilet; and, every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door, looks in and says,"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
"I'm sitting here on the toilet; and, every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door, looks in and says,"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
silversnow
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! That is the best joke I have heard in a vary, VARY long time.
silver
silver
LMAO
I think I know that guy
I think I know that guy
daman
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That is way to funny!!
Damn, I was hoping that story wouldn't get out. 
daman
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crewchief47 said:Damn, I was hoping that story wouldn't get out.
LOL