this is gonna be a long day


montynormand said:
Far too many vodka red bulls lastnight...maybe I'll learn some day

this sucks!!!
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Suck it up Monty. Vodka and Red Bulls made you feel bad? You're lucky that you weren't with me one night in college. Me and some buddies ran out of mix for our vodka and had to improvise. We decided to make a new drink. We called it the howler. We opened a can of dog food, emptied the can into a salad bowl, mixed in a little water to soften it up a little and than poured the bottle of vodka into the bowl with our newly created mix. Stirred it up a bit with a wooden spoon and proceeded to hoist up the salad bowl and slurp it right into our heads. I won't go into how we felt the next day, but I'll bet it was worse than you feel today.

Feeling any better now?
 
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Boomer... what the heck were you guys thinking..
1)Back at UMC I watched one of my roomates (no where near sober) go into the freezer and grabbed the box of Banquet chicken. Brought it out to the living room, sat down and started eating all the FROZEN skin off the pieces.....
2)One night we took a roomates muscle relaxers - crushed them up - snorted them and proceeded drinking. That was a strange nite
 
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