A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochie-coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland ,Japan, India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, Yes, lolli pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him& nbsp; by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your ****ing beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother ****ing snacks, you prick, because you are married now, and you aren't ****ing going anywhere! Ever! You got that, asshole?"
........and, they lived happily ever after.
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochie-coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland ,Japan, India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, Yes, lolli pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him& nbsp; by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your ****ing beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother ****ing snacks, you prick, because you are married now, and you aren't ****ing going anywhere! Ever! You got that, asshole?"
........and, they lived happily ever after.
tippmannator
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LMAO!!!!! wow! thats great!! thats a keeper for sure! LOL!!
nightmanx1
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That is GREAT, LOL.
skidooboy
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OMG! wasnt expecting that! way too funny paul. ski