A woman's "best before date"

[ModMMax]

I ran across this while surfing on a sailboat site. Some guy was looking for a female to crew for him on a south Pacific trip. Someone with a sense of humor recommended this woman for the job. Very funny stuff.

http://www.sailnet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38489&page=8


My wife made me add this next portion.

Caution. Images may be offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

 

[Philip]

Feel like I'm going to throw up. Whats depressing is someday we will get old and sleep with something that looks like that. I'm going to go get sick

 

[daman]

She looks like a 200 year old mummy. holy hell!!

 

[theblues]

Oouch!!!Ya mama,Ya mama

At least she still gets heads to turn!!! If I look anything as good in comparison to her at that age, I’ll be still sledding…less the thong - make that a depends

 

[mrviper700]

OMG< I now know what morning sickness is.................I just threw up...

 

[sleddheadd]

That!!! is Funny!!!! lol.....

 

[SX700triple]

I wasnt looking forward to seeing those mashed potatoes again lol