FEMALE COMPASSION
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so, she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said 'Have you ever
been screwed?'
The fellow said 'No.'
She said 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so, she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said 'Have you ever
been screwed?'
The fellow said 'No.'
She said 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
bluemonster1
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Ha HA ...HA!!!.Expected a better answer ,but whatever.He'll be screwed in the water.... right.Can't laugh today.I am moving 20 yards of top soil and my body is screwed....pain..pain and more pain.And you can shut of the friggen wind storm also.I am sure your roof just blew by my house again Stein.Can't you put that thing on a leash or something.
Heck, I think my roof is somewhere in South Dakota by now. Forgot to put on the hurricane clips on when I built this house.lol
20 yards of top soil? That's why man invented the skid steer. Much easier on the old body.
20 yards of top soil? That's why man invented the skid steer. Much easier on the old body.