A joke without a dirty word?!?!?!?!?!?!
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the
Birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The Birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The Birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can You tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It Is, however, the best
piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the
Birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The Birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The Birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can You tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It Is, however, the best
piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Lmao!!
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
you are so sick man,but that is a good one..lol!!!!!!Keep em comin.