yammiman
Member
A BEER BEFOR IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer, it's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, get me another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You Bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed and said, "Oh shit, it's started!"
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer, it's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, get me another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You Bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed and said, "Oh shit, it's started!"
LOL, no sex for you!
yammiman
Member
I get Social Security Sex at my house - a little each month, but hardly enough to live on!!! LOL!
yammiman said:
LMAO!
mod-it
Member
Bischof said:
Ditto!!