At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his work,
> Tax his pay,
> He works for peanuts
> Anyway!
>
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ***.
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers;
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
>
> Put these words
> Upon his tomb,
> 'Taxes drove me
> to my doom...'
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Airline surcharge tax
> Airline Fuel Tax
> Airport Maintenance Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Death Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Drivng Permit Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment (UI)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Gasoline Tax ( too much per litre)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Health Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Hydro Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Interest Tax
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Mortgage Tax
> Personal Income Tax
> Property
> Poverty Tax
> Prescription Drug Tax
> Property Tax
> Provincial Income Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> Retail Sales Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> School Tax
> Telephone Federal Tax
> Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Water Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
> We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his work,
> Tax his pay,
> He works for peanuts
> Anyway!
>
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ***.
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers;
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
>
> Put these words
> Upon his tomb,
> 'Taxes drove me
> to my doom...'
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Airline surcharge tax
> Airline Fuel Tax
> Airport Maintenance Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Death Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Drivng Permit Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment (UI)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Gasoline Tax ( too much per litre)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Health Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Hydro Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Interest Tax
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Mortgage Tax
> Personal Income Tax
> Property
> Poverty Tax
> Prescription Drug Tax
> Property Tax
> Provincial Income Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> Retail Sales Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> School Tax
> Telephone Federal Tax
> Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Water Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
> We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
Funny, maybe not...But let me tell you if you pay your taxes and a all, a little or a part goes back to you on any way, I'm good with that....
Try to move to another country in South America for example and all the taxes you pay the politicians eat them....ALL...So nobody pays and the whole thing doesn't work.....
Think about it...Hey the poem was good anyhow....and I liked the Walmart joke as well....
Nick
Try to move to another country in South America for example and all the taxes you pay the politicians eat them....ALL...So nobody pays and the whole thing doesn't work.....
Think about it...Hey the poem was good anyhow....and I liked the Walmart joke as well....
Nick
