A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a loonie.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking,
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
“I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?”
"No," the woman replies, "I work for Revenue Canada"
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking,
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
“I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?”
"No," the woman replies, "I work for Revenue Canada"
Funny!
I heard the same joke only the woman was a divorce lawyer.
Oh, and she kept the coin.
I heard the same joke only the woman was a divorce lawyer.
Oh, and she kept the coin.
bluemonster1
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ah ha!!!!!!
not to shabby there.But Bischof,the one you told about the girls in the Home Depot parking lot,and I am sure you have visited every lot there is.....lol...is still the best I have heard in a long time.Are you purchasing wallets directly from the manufacturer now and getting a reduced price for them
not to shabby there.But Bischof,the one you told about the girls in the Home Depot parking lot,and I am sure you have visited every lot there is.....lol...is still the best I have heard in a long time.Are you purchasing wallets directly from the manufacturer now and getting a reduced price for them