An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice;
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when
it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
pond naked." Holding the bucket up
he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice;
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when
it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
pond naked." Holding the bucket up
he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.