I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.
The young guy says, That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate. I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?
The young guy says,! 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.
Most Old Guys are helpful like that.
with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.
The young guy says, That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate. I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?
The young guy says,! 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.
Most Old Guys are helpful like that.
My wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
While we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'
'No!' she answered...
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said,
'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
While we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'
'No!' she answered...
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said,
'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.
Parasailing in Florida
Imagine a beautiful beach with white sand, listening to the gently rocking background noise from the waves. Beautiful bodies enjoying the warm sun, your third beer just emptied and dozing off in the sun lounger. Suddenly, a cloud appears, making you realize that your tranquil peace is about to change .........
You look up and
HOLY CRAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!��
Crewchief47: I think you'll find a posting rule against the picture you had here.
Imagine a beautiful beach with white sand, listening to the gently rocking background noise from the waves. Beautiful bodies enjoying the warm sun, your third beer just emptied and dozing off in the sun lounger. Suddenly, a cloud appears, making you realize that your tranquil peace is about to change .........
You look up and
HOLY CRAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!��
Crewchief47: I think you'll find a posting rule against the picture you had here.
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VenomMod
New member
Last one there, sort of ruined my day. Not exactly what I was looking for on a peaceful Sunday. LOL.
DeviantSRX
New member
Awww C'mon, i dont get it now, i wanna see the picture...... 
trust me no u dont ...lol