Ukrainian Blonde
An attractive blonde from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
'completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES,YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each
other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
An attractive blonde from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
'completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES,YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each
other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
DeviantSRX
New member
Nice. I wouldnt be payin much attention to the table either....
That's pretty good, and just for the record..... I wouldn't be paying attention to the table either.
DeviantSRX
New member
Something tells me most of us on here couldnt care less about that damn table if that happened to us....Like the moral of the story says: "All men are men"
It didnt say the dealers were Men. Maybe they were women that liked women though, Either way I couldnt tell you what she rolled... 
DeviantSRX
New member
Man, I've been going to the wrong casinos apparently 
DV8-
Was this where the dancing women were?
DV8-
Was this where the dancing women were?
DeviantSRX said:Man, I've been going to the wrong casinos apparently
DV8-
Was this where the dancing women were?
Yes, But they took all my money......=( llol...
DeviantSRX
New member
Thats typically how it works out in the end.....dont ask me how I know...
hahahaha lol..... Very True... Some how I still think thats cheaper than marrying one... 
DV8 said:hahahaha lol..... Very True... Some how I still think thats cheaper than marrying one...
You got that right! LOL!
DeviantSRX
New member
I would have to agree...my logic exactly. 
Gorkon
New member
They are cheaper to rent in the long run, that's for sure. G.