srxbully
New member
not sure who here follows football but if you do..you know why they already have this schedule posted..
2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
September
13................. Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................. Detroit Blind Academy
October
04.................Spanish American War Vets
11................Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22................. National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26................. Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08.................. Detroit Gay Boys Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit
Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
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2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
September
13................. Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................. Detroit Blind Academy
October
04.................Spanish American War Vets
11................Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22................. National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26................. Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08.................. Detroit Gay Boys Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit
Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
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sockeyerun
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Yeah I feel sorry for LION fans, they deserve better. With all the money they have spent, all the draft picks, players, coaches and front office personel, I guess probably the only thing to try is to run the owners out of town. They should have never fired Wayne Fonts, it's a curse. By the way my CHEIFS ain't doing much better........Soc
Undertaker13
New member
here is the first hired one!!!!!!!!! DETROIT'S FIRST WIN!!! 
sockeyerun
Test Dummy
Maybe there are other alternatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orlo
New member
That schedule is the BEST!! how would you like to be the top draft pics, already knowing where you're going to end up....
Undertaker13
New member
sockeyerun, My friends son lives where you are! Ronnie fowle jr. from SAINT ALBANS, MAINE
sockeyerun
Test Dummy
Then he's enjoying the weather like me. It hasn't been above zero for 2 weeks! Right now, at my house it's -14 F at 11 am. No riding going on here right now, sucks. Soc
Why no ridding. We rode all weekend in the up one year, highest temp we saw was -14, coldest -32. We rode everyday. Maxdlx
sockeyerun
Test Dummy
Not me, I'll wait.
horkn
New member
sockeyerun said:
I really do feel bad for Lions fans as well, and the team this year.
I was at the packers game when they beat the lions and made them 0-16.
The lions really tried this year, it really is a shame. Next year will hopefully be better for both the lions and the Packers. Both teams were just unlucky this year, t but the lions just couldn't catch a break.