A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans
Canada about 2 miles West of Winnipeg.
When the Mountie asked the driver why he
was speeding, the driver answered that he
was a magician and a juggler and he was
on his way to Brandon to do a show that
night at the Shrine Circus and didn't
want to be late.
The Mountie told the driver he was just
fascinated by juggling, and if the driver
would do a little juggling for him then he
wouldn't give him a speeding ticket.
The driver told the Mountie that he had sent
all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle. The Mountie told him that
he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Mountie
got three flares, lit them and handed them to the
juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car
pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Alberta
got out and watched the performance briefly.
He then went over to the patrol car, pulled opened
the rear door and then got in.
The Mountie observed him doing this and went over
to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the
drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk then replied to the Mountie ...
You might as well take me to jail ... "Cause there's
no f****n` way I can pass that test"
Canada about 2 miles West of Winnipeg.
When the Mountie asked the driver why he
was speeding, the driver answered that he
was a magician and a juggler and he was
on his way to Brandon to do a show that
night at the Shrine Circus and didn't
want to be late.
The Mountie told the driver he was just
fascinated by juggling, and if the driver
would do a little juggling for him then he
wouldn't give him a speeding ticket.
The driver told the Mountie that he had sent
all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle. The Mountie told him that
he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Mountie
got three flares, lit them and handed them to the
juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car
pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Alberta
got out and watched the performance briefly.
He then went over to the patrol car, pulled opened
the rear door and then got in.
The Mountie observed him doing this and went over
to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the
drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk then replied to the Mountie ...
You might as well take me to jail ... "Cause there's
no f****n` way I can pass that test"
bluemonster1
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did u hear about this one
This I heard years back.RCMP stopped a car.The Female officer came over to the driver's window.The guy lowered the window(power windows) She asked him for his registration and license.She had her head inside the car enough that the guy pushed the button for window to close just enough to trap her head and she couldn't move.Then he got out the car on the passenger side.He proceded to walk around the car to her.He then slipped her pants and underwear down or off ,leaving her butt naked.He then jumped in the POLICE Car and drove away.Imagine what passing traffic was seeing when they passed by.She must have been so embarrased.Eventually someone stopped and helped her out. Man that would be site to see driving by...lol. I assume the car she stopped was a stolen car,now she had to explain to her
detachment how her car got stolen............
This I heard years back.RCMP stopped a car.The Female officer came over to the driver's window.The guy lowered the window(power windows) She asked him for his registration and license.She had her head inside the car enough that the guy pushed the button for window to close just enough to trap her head and she couldn't move.Then he got out the car on the passenger side.He proceded to walk around the car to her.He then slipped her pants and underwear down or off ,leaving her butt naked.He then jumped in the POLICE Car and drove away.Imagine what passing traffic was seeing when they passed by.She must have been so embarrased.Eventually someone stopped and helped her out. Man that would be site to see driving by...lol. I assume the car she stopped was a stolen car,now she had to explain to her
detachment how her car got stolen............
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chilli
New member
NICE x2!!!
