A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with
purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered .
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely
disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that
her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo
that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed,
the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . .had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name
AND FINALLY ! ! ! . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
As a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed
when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up
from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you ?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard .
.' No doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was
an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'
Dr. wouldn't submit his name
purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered .
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely
disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that
her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo
that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed,
the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . .had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name
AND FINALLY ! ! ! . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
As a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed
when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up
from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you ?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard .
.' No doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was
an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'
Dr. wouldn't submit his name
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
why aren't you riding???????
Because of a little thing called work
There is no way of ridin out to the river now. Trail is flooded or mud and I don't own a trailer.
There is no way of ridin out to the river now. Trail is flooded or mud and I don't own a trailer.
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
WORK!!! What the hell is that??????? Don't you know sledding first,work second..where does the wife come in at. 
oh well you know the :rules: .If snow,water or mud don't stop a Postman,why in hell would it stop you from getting the sled to the River.Midnight Run Tonight.Should be a blast..it is called the Survivor's Quest.2 sleds in and only 1 comes out.
oh well you know the :rules: .If snow,water or mud don't stop a Postman,why in hell would it stop you from getting the sled to the River.Midnight Run Tonight.Should be a blast..it is called the Survivor's Quest.2 sleds in and only 1 comes out.
Lets see 1st is wife and kids
2nd work ,,arrgh
3rd play
Can hardly wait untill I can switch 2 and 3 around
2nd work ,,arrgh
3rd play
Can hardly wait untill I can switch 2 and 3 around
super1c
Super Moderator
you gotta work to be able to play!!!!!!!!!!!! And you do have the order right.