I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin' call center in Afghanistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
Got a freakin' call center in Afghanistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
and of course you told them ..no!!..that you only knew how to drive a Yamaha "Viper" and they got more excited!!!