THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood...
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift certificate envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
imported cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At each of the houses along his route, he was met with
congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.
At the final house he was met at the door
by a strikingly beautiful young blonde
in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand,
gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had
a most passionate liaison.
Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
coffee... As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?'
'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband
that today would be your last day ...and that we should do
something special for you.
I asked him what to give you?'
He said, "...Screw him ........give him a dollar."
The blonde then blushed and said, '....But the breakfast was my idea.
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood...
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift certificate envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
imported cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At each of the houses along his route, he was met with
congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.
At the final house he was met at the door
by a strikingly beautiful young blonde
in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand,
gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had
a most passionate liaison.
Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
coffee... As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?'
'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband
that today would be your last day ...and that we should do
something special for you.
I asked him what to give you?'
He said, "...Screw him ........give him a dollar."
The blonde then blushed and said, '....But the breakfast was my idea.
bluemonster1
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waiting on a pic for this one from Valin..should be good...lolllll 
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bluemonster1 said:waiting on a pic for this one from Valin..should be good...lolllll
hhhhmmmm....
LOL...
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
yep..where is valin? need some pics here...lmao.
valin
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bluemonster1
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is that you valin in the pic.I don't somehow think that mailman is of retirement age as spoken of in the Jeff's story.
valin
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damn you guys are picky!
valin
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and no, it is not me, and I don't carry a purse.
valin
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Cam/ Viper adict
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hhhhmmmm.... LOL... The pics are priceless....lol...
bluemonster1
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express service..now your talking...lolll.
valin
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This is about the only time I prefer UPS....
VenomMod
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She delivered a package to my place yesterday and said that it was her last day before retirement. I served her breakfast for you guys.
Cam/ Viper adict
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Thought she was suppossed to serve you breakfast....lol.... Anyone selling any parts I need?? Send them UPS... Bring on the UPS girl...lol... 
sleddineinar
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Nice box!