A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their
parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat
of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.
'What's the moral of that story?' asked the teacher.
'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!' 'Very good,' said the teacher.
Next, little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are Farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs,
but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this
story is, 'Don't count your chickens until they're hatched'.'
'That was a fine story Sarah,' said the teacher.
Michael, do you have a story to share?' asked the teacher.
'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.
Aunty Sharon
was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She
had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky,
a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it
wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of
bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade
broke. Finally she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'
'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?'
'Stay the f*** away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'
parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat
of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.
'What's the moral of that story?' asked the teacher.
'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!' 'Very good,' said the teacher.
Next, little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are Farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs,
but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this
story is, 'Don't count your chickens until they're hatched'.'
'That was a fine story Sarah,' said the teacher.
Michael, do you have a story to share?' asked the teacher.
'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.
Aunty Sharon
was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She
had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky,
a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it
wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of
bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade
broke. Finally she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'
'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?'
'Stay the f*** away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'
bluemonster1
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are you talking about my sister.My sister's name is Sharon and she actually is one tough woman to deal with..she'll rip your head off...lolll
Should see her when someone cuts her off in traffic..it's a war zone.
Should see her when someone cuts her off in traffic..it's a war zone.
bluemonster1
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Valin wins...lol...
bluemonster1
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sorry..to graphic.....You know what Sharon Stone can do to you.You'd be surprised..lol
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I beleive she can be the she devil...lol... I know I wouldnt want to cross her, but doesnt that go for just about any woman...lol...