Old Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.
bluemonster1
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come on valin..this should be good.......waiting.......... 
bluemonster1
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don't crap out on us now......lets see your pic there valin......lollll
valin
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valin
Active member
Hopefully I don't get kicked off the site for that one 
VenomMod
New member
hahaha. Perfect!
bluemonster1
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it's ok,we don't need ya anyways..lollll.Oh yeah...just wait..the countdown is coming..you'll be kicked out in no time...still IS A funny comeback.. 
valin
Active member
I think it's pretty clean....atleast it doesn't show any skin.....
sleddineinar
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Funny guys!!
bluemonster1
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a fart is a fart is a fart..no matter which way you are facing it.Popeye will need a can of Spinach before he passes out from the deed and the smell...lolllll
