A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'
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Hopefully Valin doesn't illustrate this one.
bluemonster1
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oh he will think of something.May put himself at risk of being kicked off here,but it will be worth it I think.Go for it valin..waiting !!!!!!!!
Hey stein..if the old man had no arms or legs,how did he wheel the wheelchair to the old ladies house???? Not with his middle foot..I hope not..boy valin has a task this time....waiting ........
Hey stein..if the old man had no arms or legs,how did he wheel the wheelchair to the old ladies house???? Not with his middle foot..I hope not..boy valin has a task this time....waiting ........
hhmmmmm , ring my bell... check please.......... 
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
ding...ring the bell....win a prize....
it'll be like popeye..only from on top since there are no arms and legs...lolllll
oh what fun it is to ride....lolllll
it'll be like popeye..only from on top since there are no arms and legs...lolllll
oh what fun it is to ride....lolllll