A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility,
and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his dick.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift it self."
and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his dick.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift it self."
valin
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valin
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And a nice one 
Cheater 
Thats two pics. Second one is much better tho 
Thats two pics. Second one is much better tho
valin
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I did find quite a few of old men on the beach with a hat covering them up, but I just couldn't bring myself to post a picture of that!
bluemonster1
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you guys are 2 funnies.......lol.We won't complain if you post a pic of yourself on the beach with the hat in the position as described by stein..or will we. 
bluemonster1
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I found a pic of a guy with a hat covering his private part and the cap is standing up.In the background there is a nude women also in this pic and she is smiling.Don't know if I will be allowed to show it.It isn't any worse I think then Popeye doing Olive Oil and the farts...lol
valin
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Nudity might raise a flag on here. I wouldn't take the chance.
bluemonster1
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wasn't Popeye and Olive nude??????lol.. ok then ,I'll not show it.
Cam/ Viper adict
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The second pic is better...lol... Not so sure I would like to see a guy in a hat nude...lol... Good to be back...