A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.
One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
'Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones, how might I help you?'
'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be so kind as to send a couple O yer lads to take care of the matter?'
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!'
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'
One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
'Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones, how might I help you?'
'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be so kind as to send a couple O yer lads to take care of the matter?'
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!'
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'
SX_SLAYER
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lmao... GOOD ONE!! have fun finding a picture for this valin....
valin
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he doesn't make it easy....
valin
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I found the policeman....
SX_SLAYER
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lol...... thats all i have to say, ive been watching your guys' posts for about a month, and they are funny as hell..... keep on entertaining us until the snow flys again!
Essarex
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A man goes to see a psychiatrist at the request of his wife. He begins to tell the Dr that he has been acting more and more like the family dog. He no longer feels like the head of the household, but like a pet.
The Dr says, "Well, let's see if we can get to the bottom of this. Please lay down on the couch and make yourself comfortable".
To which the man promptly replies, "Oh, I'm not allowed up there".
The Dr says, "Well, let's see if we can get to the bottom of this. Please lay down on the couch and make yourself comfortable".
To which the man promptly replies, "Oh, I'm not allowed up there".
valin said:I found the policeman....
Looks like a little photoshop action on this one
valin
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LOL. Actually, it wasn't.
valin
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ummmm........huh?
OH OH! Crewchief got you on this one
valin
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Guess so! I'm at a loss.....
I was pretty sure my 'jackass' picture went with the cop picture....The joke did have a cop and a jackass in it.
I'm sure the jackass is referring to the cop in your picture...
I'm sure the jackass is referring to the cop in your picture...