THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it's sh!t... That's right, sh!t!
Sh!t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke sh!t, buy sh!t, sell sh!t, lose sh!t, find sh!t, forget sh!t,
And tell others to eat sh!t.
Some people know their sh!t, while others can't tell the difference
Between sh!t and shinola.
There are lucky sh!ts, dumb sh!ts, and crazy sh!ts.
There is bull sh!t, horse sh!t, and chicken sh!t.
You can throw sh!t, sling sh!t, catch sh!t,
Shoot the sh!t, or duck when the sh!t hits the fan.
You can give a sh!t or serve sh!t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh!t or be happier than a pig in sh!t.
Some days are colder than sh!t, some days are hotter than sh!t,
And some days are just plain sh!tty.
Some music sounds like sh!t, things can look like sh!t,
And there are times when you feel like sh!t.
You can have too much sh!t, not enough sh!t,
The right sh!t, the wrong sh!t or a lot of weird sh!t.
You can carry sh!t, have a mountain of sh!t,
Or find yourself up sh!t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like sh!t
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t
And other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t
And come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh!t,
You don't need to know anything else!!
Well, it's sh!t... That's right, sh!t!
Sh!t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke sh!t, buy sh!t, sell sh!t, lose sh!t, find sh!t, forget sh!t,
And tell others to eat sh!t.
Some people know their sh!t, while others can't tell the difference
Between sh!t and shinola.
There are lucky sh!ts, dumb sh!ts, and crazy sh!ts.
There is bull sh!t, horse sh!t, and chicken sh!t.
You can throw sh!t, sling sh!t, catch sh!t,
Shoot the sh!t, or duck when the sh!t hits the fan.
You can give a sh!t or serve sh!t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh!t or be happier than a pig in sh!t.
Some days are colder than sh!t, some days are hotter than sh!t,
And some days are just plain sh!tty.
Some music sounds like sh!t, things can look like sh!t,
And there are times when you feel like sh!t.
You can have too much sh!t, not enough sh!t,
The right sh!t, the wrong sh!t or a lot of weird sh!t.
You can carry sh!t, have a mountain of sh!t,
Or find yourself up sh!t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like sh!t
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t
And other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t
And come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh!t,
You don't need to know anything else!!
valin
Active member
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
sleddineinar
VIP Member
Don't forget, you can have whole sh!tpile of something...
you can also sh!t rocks, or sh!t bricks if you'd prefer.
you can also sh!t rocks, or sh!t bricks if you'd prefer.
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
change_up...you are alive.Where have you been for the last year.??? Did you get to ride your SRX last season,haven't heard anything if all is well with the sled you re-built.