A man doing market research knocks on a door. He's greeted by a young woman with three small children running around her feet.
The man says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
The woman says , "Yes, my husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" the man asks.
"We use it for sex."
The researcher, a little taken aback, replies with candor, "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a kid's bike chain or squeaky hinge, but I know most people use it for sex. I admire your honesty.
Would you mind telling me how you use it for sex?'
The woman says "Not at all. We put it on the doorknobs to keep the kids out."
The man says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
The woman says , "Yes, my husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" the man asks.
"We use it for sex."
The researcher, a little taken aback, replies with candor, "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a kid's bike chain or squeaky hinge, but I know most people use it for sex. I admire your honesty.
Would you mind telling me how you use it for sex?'
The woman says "Not at all. We put it on the doorknobs to keep the kids out."
super1c
Super Moderator
Could have used that tip about 10 yrs ago. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
super1c said:
You're lucky it was 10 years ago and you might have to spring for some 'therapy'! Now all the little rug-rats carry cell phone cameras......
Just imagine, you and the wife on juniors face book page!
sleddineinar
VIP Member
LOL! Now that's a great joke!