The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to
send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted..
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted..
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
bluemonster1
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Good one there... 
super1c
Super Moderator
LOL!!!!!!!!! Been there done that.
sleddineinar
VIP Member
My wife couldn't stop laughing when I told her this one. Very Funny!!!
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
man with the smallest penis ever
Here is a good one ....
The Smallest Penis Ever!
An old geezer goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".
The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient".
"OK then," says the old geezer, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.
"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The old geezer looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."
Here is a good one ....
The Smallest Penis Ever!
An old geezer goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".
The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient".
"OK then," says the old geezer, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.
"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The old geezer looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."
WOW ! That must have been embarrassing for you
valin
Active member
It might be a tic tack, but it'll sure freshen your breath. 