Two old guys,one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread "
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves .... By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this sh!t,but not me."
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread "
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves .... By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this sh!t,but not me."
no1chevyboy
New member
theres a 70 year old an 80 yr old and a 90 yr old siting on a bench, the 70 yr old says boy i wish i could just take a healthy pee again, the 80 yr old shines in and says thats no problem i wish i could take a healthy dump again ,then the 90 yr old shines in and says you young punks i dont have any of those problems every morning i take a healthy pee at 7:00 a healthy dump at 8:30 the only thing is that i dont wake up till 10:00
xsivhp
Active member
good ones guys! 
Lightning Strikes Rider
New member
Too funny 
