Lifesavers

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The first graders were learning to identify flavors by their colors.
Red......................Cherry
Yellow.....................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my! They're a**-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room.
 



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