Air Canada
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off-duty
flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered the
Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again:
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look…
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the
list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:
"Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him,
"What the f*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,
"Ahhhhha! Air Canada."
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off-duty
flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered the
Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again:
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look…
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the
list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:
"Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him,
"What the f*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,
"Ahhhhha! Air Canada."
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kirk700 srx
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There was a newfie in a bar drinkin, He spotted this beautiful blond at the end of the bar and thought to himself I gotta talk to her.
So he had a couple more beer and got up the nerve to go up to her, and said miss i'd like to kiss you all night long!
She replies "You better get away from me before I tell my boyfriend"!
No problem the newf replies and returns to his seat and drinks another 8 or 10 beer!
Again the newfie thinks! Man I gotta talk to her again
So he goes up to her and says " My love I'd like to suck on your ti*s all night long"
She replied "you better get away or ill tell my boyfriend"
No Problem the newfie says as he returns to his seat to drink another 8 or 10 beer
All Half in the bag the newfie thinks I gotta Talk to her again
So he goes up to her and says " My love I'D love to turn you upside down, fill you up with beer and drink it all!
She replies "Thats it I'm tellin My boyfriend"
Boyfriend Comes over and she explains to him that this Newfie wants to kiss her all night long ,Suck on her ti*s all night long and turn her upside down fill her up with beer and drink it all and asks her boyfriend what he is gonna do about it?
Boyfriend replies "Im not Fuc*In with no one that can drink that much BEER!
So he had a couple more beer and got up the nerve to go up to her, and said miss i'd like to kiss you all night long!
She replies "You better get away from me before I tell my boyfriend"!
No problem the newf replies and returns to his seat and drinks another 8 or 10 beer!
Again the newfie thinks! Man I gotta talk to her again
So he goes up to her and says " My love I'd like to suck on your ti*s all night long"
She replied "you better get away or ill tell my boyfriend"
No Problem the newfie says as he returns to his seat to drink another 8 or 10 beer
All Half in the bag the newfie thinks I gotta Talk to her again
So he goes up to her and says " My love I'D love to turn you upside down, fill you up with beer and drink it all!
She replies "Thats it I'm tellin My boyfriend"
Boyfriend Comes over and she explains to him that this Newfie wants to kiss her all night long ,Suck on her ti*s all night long and turn her upside down fill her up with beer and drink it all and asks her boyfriend what he is gonna do about it?
Boyfriend replies "Im not Fuc*In with no one that can drink that much BEER!
kirk700 srx said:
