Wife Joke

[richierich]

Just got this e-mailed to me.Was funny even though i'm not married lol

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.... Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

 

[YAMAHIZAL700]

lol!thats pretty good

 

[super1c]

Lol!!!!

 

[no1chevyboy]

thats a good one!!!!!!!LOL kinda like what do you tell a woman with two black eyes ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................nothing shes already been told twice!

 

[ejcamaro]

"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
Oh man, that is so true.....

 

[BARON 8BU]

Why do women have shorter feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink to do the dishes!

 

[sleddineinar]

How do turn a dishwasher into a snowthrower? You hand her the shovel!

 

[SXlover]

Why don't women wear watches?...There's a clock on the kitchen stove.

 

[ryanryan]

Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.

 

[ryanryan]

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares - what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

 

[ryanryan]

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.