'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room
Good one
Girls English
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what u want = Youll pay 4 this later
We need to talk = I need to bitch.
Sure......Go ahead = I dont want you too.
Im not upset = Of course Im upset, u stupid moron
How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin like me 4.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me im beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, youre dead
Guys English
Im hungry = Im hungry
Im sleepy = Im sleepy
Im tired = Im tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
Whats wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Im bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Lets have sex right now.
I love you too = Okay i said it wed better have sex now
Lets talk = I am tryin to impress you by shown that Im a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Girls English
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what u want = Youll pay 4 this later
We need to talk = I need to bitch.
Sure......Go ahead = I dont want you too.
Im not upset = Of course Im upset, u stupid moron
How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin like me 4.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me im beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, youre dead
Guys English
Im hungry = Im hungry
Im sleepy = Im sleepy
Im tired = Im tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
Whats wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Im bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Lets have sex right now.
I love you too = Okay i said it wed better have sex now
Lets talk = I am tryin to impress you by shown that Im a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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