A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had
the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon "
and arched his eyebrows.
The Scotsman then replies '"Well ... it was the Scots that discovered the
Summer and Winter Solstices."
The Greek retorts 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, "Scots were the ones who built the
first timepieces and calendars."
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the
discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones
who invented sex!"
The Scotsman replies "Aye that is true but it was we Scots who introduced it
to the women!"
the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon "
and arched his eyebrows.
The Scotsman then replies '"Well ... it was the Scots that discovered the
Summer and Winter Solstices."
The Greek retorts 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, "Scots were the ones who built the
first timepieces and calendars."
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the
discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones
who invented sex!"
The Scotsman replies "Aye that is true but it was we Scots who introduced it
to the women!"