definition of guts and balls
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Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts
and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but
do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the
definitions:
GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS -
Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the Balls to
say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.
Medically speaking
there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death
__________________
If you catch me hugin a tree... Im just measuring it for timber.
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Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts
and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but
do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the
definitions:
GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS -
Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the Balls to
say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.
Medically speaking
there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death
__________________
If you catch me hugin a tree... Im just measuring it for timber.
thats awesome
kallio
New member
thats good
