I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I was going.
"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol
and drug abuse on the human body."
The policeman asked me, "Really?
And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife", I responded.
"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol
and drug abuse on the human body."
The policeman asked me, "Really?
And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife", I responded.