Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both
Could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
Along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,
But they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
Seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could
Have sworn we just went Through a red light.'
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection
And the light was red. Again, they went right through. The
Woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
Had been red but was really concerned that she was losing
it. She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
And they went on through. So, She turned to the other woman
And said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran
Through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
Both!'
Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'
Could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
Along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,
But they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
Seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could
Have sworn we just went Through a red light.'
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection
And the light was red. Again, they went right through. The
Woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
Had been red but was really concerned that she was losing
it. She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
And they went on through. So, She turned to the other woman
And said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran
Through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
Both!'
Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'