recession

bluemonster1

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is there a recession looming..



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This recession has hit everybody really hard... My friend's neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

My uncle saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 Ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it; and they've re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 100 words.

When Bill and Hilary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

History will re-name this President "Owe" Bama.
 



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