bluewho
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Easter Bunny
A guy was driving along the highway when he spotted a bunny hopping along up ahead.
Getting alittle closer he was shocked when the wabbit bounced out infront of his car.
Slamming on his brakes and swerving he could not avoid the furry guy.
He qwickly pulled over and jumped out to find the poor bunny dead in a pile of fur and to his shock a baskit of easter eggs and candy beside him.
My god what have i done he cried tears running down his face.
Just then a lady saw this and pulled over to see if she could help.
Wa happened she yelled as she ran up to the sobbing man.
My god i just killed the easter bunny he wept.... there will be no easter this year because of me!
Its ok its ok she proclaimed i know just what to do as she opened up her trunk and pulled out a spraycan and started spraying the bunny from head to tail with a thick coat of this clear spray.
To his suprise the little guy got up and threw the pile of eggs and candy into his baskit and started hopping up the highway.
Than he stopped turned around and waved at them !
He hopped somemore and again stopped and waved again!
Alittle farther and stopped and waved again!
What the heck did you spray on him not shure if he could belive his eyes!
Turning the can so he could read the lable he read it outloud.
Hairspray restores dead hair and gives permanent wave.
A guy was driving along the highway when he spotted a bunny hopping along up ahead.
Getting alittle closer he was shocked when the wabbit bounced out infront of his car.
Slamming on his brakes and swerving he could not avoid the furry guy.
He qwickly pulled over and jumped out to find the poor bunny dead in a pile of fur and to his shock a baskit of easter eggs and candy beside him.
My god what have i done he cried tears running down his face.
Just then a lady saw this and pulled over to see if she could help.
Wa happened she yelled as she ran up to the sobbing man.
My god i just killed the easter bunny he wept.... there will be no easter this year because of me!
Its ok its ok she proclaimed i know just what to do as she opened up her trunk and pulled out a spraycan and started spraying the bunny from head to tail with a thick coat of this clear spray.
To his suprise the little guy got up and threw the pile of eggs and candy into his baskit and started hopping up the highway.
Than he stopped turned around and waved at them !
He hopped somemore and again stopped and waved again!
Alittle farther and stopped and waved again!
What the heck did you spray on him not shure if he could belive his eyes!
Turning the can so he could read the lable he read it outloud.
Hairspray restores dead hair and gives permanent wave.
SRX500kid
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lol! 
s10mike
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bunnyfunny!
bluewho
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Fatherly advise
A young 16 year old boy was getting a ride to the bus station with his father peardro to leave his home town in italy and find a new life far away.Getting closer his father could not help but seach for the right words to offer some sort of incouragement or atleast some fatherly advise.
The more he tried the more he came up blank.And after saying there fairwells with some manly hugs and slapping on the backs young marko made his way to the bus door.
He heard his papa yell as he got on....Donta merry a girl witha the bigga hands!!!
What papa what he could not make it out over the bus moter..donta merry a girl witha bigga hands!!!
Dropping the window down at his seat he yelled as the bus pulled away.What papa what i cant hear you please tella me.Donta merry a girl witha bigga hands!!!
Why popa why he cried..........
She gona make youa peepee looka a small
A young 16 year old boy was getting a ride to the bus station with his father peardro to leave his home town in italy and find a new life far away.Getting closer his father could not help but seach for the right words to offer some sort of incouragement or atleast some fatherly advise.
The more he tried the more he came up blank.And after saying there fairwells with some manly hugs and slapping on the backs young marko made his way to the bus door.
He heard his papa yell as he got on....Donta merry a girl witha the bigga hands!!!
What papa what he could not make it out over the bus moter..donta merry a girl witha bigga hands!!!
Dropping the window down at his seat he yelled as the bus pulled away.What papa what i cant hear you please tella me.Donta merry a girl witha bigga hands!!!
Why popa why he cried..........
She gona make youa peepee looka a small