Double quarter pounder with cheese combo, large Coke and fry! If you are still ung over, order another...
That said, preparation helps the most. Start with two extra strength Advil and a glass of water before your head hits the pillow. Do not substitute Tylenol as it attacks the liver, just like alcohol and she can only hold off one attack at a time. Next, take a huge glass of water to bed with you and take a big drink every time you get up to pee. Beauty of this is the more you dink the water, the more you pee and the less hung over you will be. So like you were at the bar… don’t be shy. Hangover is cause by dehydrating the brain. Cure is to add water, preferable not directly.
Another cure for a hangover is to go out drinking hard until 4am the night before your wife is doing something really important that she wants you to be a part of. Trust me, it works big time!!!