Balad of Blue Monster


]Searching for a legend

You know ....ID be a guy.... sleddin over in the east
when i heard of a man ....WHAT.....ya well some said a blue beast.........................WHAT 2 SING


He rides so fast.... as the legend is told
i loaded up my sled .........to see what unfold

I dropped her on the banks..... of the mighty red
HEY THAN I pulled on me cord..... and i fired up my sled

I took her slow..... you know i kept my cool
Im gona need me some gas.....YA YA. to find me this fool

i saw some sleds.... on the other side
so i pulled up to them.... in a half cocked slide

Have you seen this guy lately.... this one they call BLUE
But ALL.. they could say was..... what the hell...WHO


CHORUS


WELL They say he's a Monster...this boy named Blue
He can rider like a like a demon...on one ski or two
He rides this river this river red...Hey theres a sign on his flap
Says i will leave you for dead
You see this guy coming ....don't wave or smile
YOU Just shake your fist.... he might let up for a while
Than back on the gas..... just in case
Some other T YER... try to match his pace

WELL They all looked at me...and tried there best
It was a one finger wave....I forget the rest....


SO I took off fast.... my skis in the air
Were could he be.... this dont seem fair

To come all this way.... and come up short
I will take one more corner and maybe ABORT

But the red she was changeing ....she was starting to glare
there was all these long strips .... no snow all bare

I new i was close..... would this legend unfold
i saw some ice fisherman and this WAS i WAS TOLD

We all make are holes.... were he spins his track
The ice is all good.... there is no pic scratch....................2ND SING

Have you seen this guy lately
This guy I search for
I will tell you his name.....and you can fish somemore

CHORUS

WELL They say he's a monster..... this boy named BLUE

He can rider like a demon
on one ski.... or two
He rides this river.... this river red
HeyTheres a sign on his flap says
Ill LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD

YA if you see this guy comeing.... dont wave or smile
You Just shake your fist.... he might let up for awhile
Than back on the gas..... just in case
some other dam sledder trys to match his pace


YA WELL if you header up the river to one they call RAT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,2ND SING
you might see him comeing.... like a old ally cat

Its icey up there and the corners are bare
so i hope you brought yourself...... a change of undywear................,,,,,,2ND SING

WELL I left in a blast of ice chunks and spray
my sled was just a hopping...... it was time to play

I held her to the pipe..... and moter she scream
IT,,,,,, was getting dark....... so i put her on high beam

I passed a big bridge were the cars used to pass
but the bridge was all empty her pillers half mask

Some guys were working .....MOST standing around
I shouted up to them..B.A HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CLOWN

Ya is the one .......allways sweeping the snow
back and forth .....like he's got nowere to go?
He allways seems to ride.... like he"s full of gas
Looking for something..... anything to pass..................................2ND SING
Ya he be the one...... the one i search for
Why dont you JUST head up the bleading river and search some more............................2ND SING

HA

WELL my sprit was broken...... thinking i tried my best
i was gona header for home..... to get me some rest

Than around the corner .....came a bright blue flash
hey going so fast...YA. i thought he would crash

His hair was on fire
His suit just a leash
He was chewing on cookies
What was this strange beast

Could he be the one.... the one i search for
WELL i pulled on me cord and made the whore roar

We raced up the river.....YA the one they call red
YA We went for miles ...hey..rideing her beds

He was jumping over rocks.hey... culverts and stumps
WELL I never ...seen a sled... take all those BUMPS



WE came to a stop.... at a big wide bend
I pulled along side him...... and i said..... HEY FREIND
Have you seen this guy lately.... this one i search for?

I will tell you his name.... than we could ride some more

CHORUS


WELL They say he"s a monster..this boy named blue
He can rider like a demon..on one ski or two
He rides this river... this river red
Hey theres a sign on his flap....says ill leave you for dead
Ya you see this guy comeing..dont wave or smile
You Just shake your fist..... he might let up for a while
than back on the gas...just in case
Some other dam sledder trys to match his pace




Well He looked... down at me... than he spit out some crumbs
I ride by myself..... and not with no bums................................................................................1ST SING

So i gave him my finger.... my fist and a stare
Well he took off so fast... the ice went all bare

His flap was a dragging ...and this is what it read

IF YOU TRY TO CATCH ME I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD



YOU KNOW
There be a day when old blue comes to rest
6 foot under.... in his sunday best
So if you ride this river.... this river red
and you feal the urge..... to clear your head

Just pull up to the bank...... and try your best

TO RIGHT HIS NAME............. WITH WHAT.....................WELL YOU QUESSED









BILLY BASH SAY BILLY BASH
ya you all come down ...if you want to crash
you can crash your car.... you can crash your truck
you can crash in your tent if you drank too mutch
ya you can crash in your tent if you drank too mutch

You know every year................ we come down here
to crash our cars.... ...............and drink some beer

YA cause this is a town............ that dont look down
at a bunch of rednecks.. all mucking around

mucking around said mucking around
might play in a pen but the dirt aint brown
Shes paris clay..... with a little bit of hay
so the water dont stick.... and ruin your day
ya the water dont stick..and ruin your day......

WELL I headed on down to that paris town for billybash pulling my ford
She a fiqure 8 fairly straight escort gt 4.........
i was going to try win me some money
i know i was going to have me some fun
take a run at the track.... like eddie shack
and show the young bucks how its done

WELL i stopped in town for a box of cold browns
and some ice for my big white BIN
You know when you come here to play
you dont come for the day.. you come for the whole weekend!!

I put my car in a tent
and i met a big gent
i think jim was his name
well he was checking out the bar welded on my car
he looked like i was insane......

I had a catwalk grill with a little bit of fill
and a bar.......to keep her in tight
He said come here son..... ill tell how its done
and you can race your car...... tonight


there be no welding in bars.... for pushing on cars
trying not to let her bend
you got to pull all the glass
if you wana pass
hey .....not just the big pieces
those wheel weights will go flying bye
if you dont get em off the rim
you get a star on your car
there aint no more...just wait for the were and when


HEY Billy Bash say Billy Bash
ya you all come done if you want to crash
You can crash your car you can crash your truck
you can crash in your tent if you drank to mutch
ya you can crash in your tent if you drank to mutch


So i gota ......star on my car without the bar
and thru away my catwalk grill
pulled all the glass to save my azz
if willy had to pull me out
Cause in fiqure 8 you dont go straight
and you might just get alittle bent
i didnt care about the bar welded on my car
just get me out of this tent

i pulled up to gate yelled fiqure 8
is what i came here FOR
they all looked at me kind of funny
than put a number on my door
hey you park over there in that big old square
and later we will call you out
you know you look kinda green in that wrecking machine
Did big jim help you OUT

YA..


He said there be no welding in bars for pushing on cars
trying not to let her bend to the stars

You got to pull all the glass you stubbern azz
cause you never do no when yer going to crash

try and jump the geen chris will get real mean
he will wave a black flag at your wrecking machine

If your going to clear the track like eddie shack
you gotta have'ta hold her right down tell till the floorboards crack

and those wheel weights will go flying bye if you dont get them off the rim
You get a star on your car there aint no more
just wait for the were and when

Well i was over my door when i heard HEAT FOUR
it was time to race my rusty old ford
I made my way to the pen than i saw my new freind
well it was big jim checking all the cars he let in
he checked my breath hey than he checked my strap
Than he sent me on my way with a roof top slap
From under my bucket ya i know i heard him say
you have come this far bye its time to play

BILLY BASH SAY BILLY BASH
YA YOU ALL COME DOWN IF YOU WANT TO CRASH
YOU CAN CRASH YOUR CAR YOU CAN CRASH YOUR TRUCK
YOU CAN CRASH IN YOUR TENT IF YOU DRANK TO MUTCH
YA YOU CAN CRASH IN YOUR TENT IF YOU DRANKY TO MUTCH


You know we run her for the late bill willams
ya we run her for our family and friends..........
a chance to drink 7up from a bright gold cup
you gona have'ta to hold her till the floor board bends
you no i never met the late bill willams........ but i bet he was a heck of a guy
with a thirst for first he could throw it in reverse and catch you with a wink of a eye........

So every year we'll come down here
to pay our respects and scream and cheer
ya cause this is a town that dont look down
at friends and family all comeing around.......

Ya at friends and family all coming around
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huh!!!!!!again.Now you trying to be another stompin who.
When you open your mouth the words come thru
That's fine and danddy as they say
When your on the wed and rat.you are now in my way


So jump on your sled and start making tracks
Cuz the man they call Blue is coming fast
He'll run you down like a Bluemonster Beast
Blue will put you on a truck that's going east


So the next time you come down to play
You better be prepared to fade away
If the wed don't get ya the rat sure will
below the ice we can hear you yell

BLUEMONSTER your the best
In control of the west
 
Nice poems guys...lol...
I will have to venture out to find the Blue legend which they say is a myth. Me and my red screaming machine along the red, I will come looking for the blue. Viper attack will hit the tracks, search, search, I will...lol...
We need snow!!!!!
 
Bring some cookies

This is close to were i saw it or him!
 

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sober are you..lollllll..you can blame that stompin Tom guy for all your episodes.....lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 
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