My wife sat down on the sofa next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
howsahemi
New member
Hahaha
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
NorthernPower
New member
SXlover said:
LOL! good one :P
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
stop phoning here will ya...lol. Every time my wife answers the phone ..there is heavy breathing going on..what's up with that!!!!!!!!! 
Sorry. Its the only action she's been gettin since you changed your avatar 
Cam/ Viper adict
New member
stein700sx said:Sorry. Its the only action she's been gettin since you changed your avatar
LOL... I think you need to get off the computer Doug and start playing on your sleds. Your mind is going to snap, or maybe it has...lol... We got the cold now we need the snow...
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
well what can I say.Cold is right,breathing heavy is wrong 
lollll
the snow just ain't coming I guess.It has been a full 8 months already since I last rode the sleds.April 10/09 the last day.Is that fair that we have so little time allowed for sledding or what.????? I think this is the trend for future seasons to come,global climate change.I heard already that there is no ice left ,the Polar ice caps are basically gone,all that remains is dirty ice now.That was in pretty quick time to.Warmer winters to come,almost summer like conditions in the future during winter season.
time to part out the sleds I guess.
lollllthe snow just ain't coming I guess.It has been a full 8 months already since I last rode the sleds.April 10/09 the last day.Is that fair that we have so little time allowed for sledding or what.????? I think this is the trend for future seasons to come,global climate change.I heard already that there is no ice left ,the Polar ice caps are basically gone,all that remains is dirty ice now.That was in pretty quick time to.Warmer winters to come,almost summer like conditions in the future during winter season.
time to part out the sleds I guess. 
they always say those thing and eatch year we receive more and more snow lolll
Cam/ Viper adict
New member
If it comes to that, I will put wheels and a water kit on the sled and ride and ride all year long...
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
yup!!I would take a boat,cut out the bottom just enough for the track of my sled to sit in water.Mount the whole sled in the boat,rig the steering to the ski's and rear rudder and PIN IT!!!!!
And now back "And Then It Started"
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and
slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was
blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and
slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was
blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my
car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started....
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my
car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started....
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150
in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150
in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
kirk700 srx
Member
stein700sx said:
Not FIT!!! LOL My wife liked that one!
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some
place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
you hate your wife that much,she gave you 5 kids..you should be nicer to her.....no more fights please..lollll I bet after the 5th kid the fight started..lmao.
bluemonster1 said:
Relax there are only four kids
If there were five then the fight would've started
Just for you bm1
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started...