bluemonster1
LIFE MEMBER ONLY ONCE!!!
I was at my Income tax center today.This customer comes from around the corner and starts talking to me.He tells me he is a bachelor.Then he asks me.."Do you know what happens to guys like me when they end up in the morgue ? I answered.."no I don't" He continued.."they put a tag on your *Dinky* that says...* send back for a lack of usage.*.....
Then he tells me.."I went to Tim Hortons today for a coffee.The girl behind the counter asks me what I want in my coffee??.I told her a Rye and coke would do..." the girls goes all crazy on me." I replied.."and then they threw you out"
He replies.."I have been thrown out of much better places."
If this is what old age is all about..I don't want to turn into this guy..lol
TRUE STORY....at least I overheard he gets a refund..so off to the liquor store he goes..goes to get drunk and tries to see if that *Dinky* will work again.
Then he tells me.."I went to Tim Hortons today for a coffee.The girl behind the counter asks me what I want in my coffee??.I told her a Rye and coke would do..." the girls goes all crazy on me." I replied.."and then they threw you out"
He replies.."I have been thrown out of much better places."
If this is what old age is all about..I don't want to turn into this guy..lol
TRUE STORY....at least I overheard he gets a refund..so off to the liquor store he goes..goes to get drunk and tries to see if that *Dinky* will work again.