sleddineinar
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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech asks the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell. Then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch asks, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech asks the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell. Then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch asks, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.