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Then there's the... Paste shoe Polish on someone's safety glasses nose bridge and bows. The polish on the bows gives the person racing stripes.
Try putting a torch to the concrete and see if it doesn't scare the pants off you.
Try putting a torch to the concrete and see if it doesn't scare the pants off you.
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Another good one. We had a kid that worked with us when there was no school. I put icy-hot on the toilet seat as I knew it was only a matter of time till he had to go. So he went in I knew it was going to be good. He came out and about an hour later I asked him if he was ok. Then he pieced it together. He had no idea what happened to him until I told him. He said it burned like crazy for about an hour or two. It was pretty funny.
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Put a rubber band around the sprayer at the kitchen sink and point it towards where one would stand.
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doe-in-heat poured in a locker.....take all the wheels off a car and set the car back down on them....turning the gas valve off.....switching plug wires around....
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I remembered another.
This one is for people who use Sharpies , chisel point markers, highlighters and the such.
Get a can of carb cleaner, ether or something similar that has a straw on it. Now with pliers, pull out the felt portion of the marker and spray a good amount of cleaner inside where the ink is. If your going to replace the felt, you cannot put so much in that the ink will overflow when you shove the felt back in so keep that in mind. It'll make a mess when they use it.
The one that are really funny are the markers w/ the little "shaker balls" inside of them. Leave the felt out of them and place them in a upright position so nothing leaks out. Many times people take the cap off and THEN shake a few times waiting to hear the ball clank back and forth. Make sure you are no where near when the person does that one or your get sprinkled with the ink too.
This one is for people who use Sharpies , chisel point markers, highlighters and the such.
Get a can of carb cleaner, ether or something similar that has a straw on it. Now with pliers, pull out the felt portion of the marker and spray a good amount of cleaner inside where the ink is. If your going to replace the felt, you cannot put so much in that the ink will overflow when you shove the felt back in so keep that in mind. It'll make a mess when they use it.
The one that are really funny are the markers w/ the little "shaker balls" inside of them. Leave the felt out of them and place them in a upright position so nothing leaks out. Many times people take the cap off and THEN shake a few times waiting to hear the ball clank back and forth. Make sure you are no where near when the person does that one or your get sprinkled with the ink too.
I once "misplaced" some of the letters on the keyboard of a collegue. After 1,5 hours calling IT, getting new passwords and so on, I had to go in and tell her what I had done.
I once placed some of the letters on the keyboard of a collegue on different spots on it. After 1,5 hours calling IT, getting new passwords and so on, I had to go in and tell her what I had done. They were pretty pissed off.
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I have put extra tire weight on a guys car at work in different wheels of his car . He would come in all pissed say every time I am going about 50 or 65 the car starts to feel like the wheels are going to fall off. And I was head of maintenance so he would always go up to me and ask me what it could be . And I would no when I would take it in to the dealership. It was one of those new mustangs. I would go out pop them off before he would go in. This lasted for a month before the owner of the company caught me on the video tapes . They had a few on the roof and one in the light pole. Because this guy put grease all over my door hands of my truck as a welcome to the company when I started there . But he was [emoji36]
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OK, I used to work for a major film producing company in the manufacturing of light sensitive film and paper products. Suffice to say, dark room work... so dark you can't see your hand in front of your face. The only real "light" was perimeter strip lighting along the walls for orientation. A buddy is escorting a new employee around the work area and in doing so, the temp would put their hand on the leaders shoulder "for safety" as you moved around the room. Fast forward, it's break time. He leads this poor European women (with broken English at best) towards the elevator to go down to the lunchroom. As the door opens (which you can hear audibly), he moves forward, then, while quickly dropping down to the ground lets out a fading yell as if he fell down the shaft... WELL ... this poor women let out a scream like you never heard before. Took a good hour to calm her down, my gut hurt from laughing while the whole time I felt so bad for her...
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That's flippin funny now.
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Thought you'd enjoy that one ACOB! By the way, months ago, your reference to the band "Devo" and the song "whip it" had me singing it for weeks in the truck... even doing the keyboard parts on the dash...DAMN YOU!!!
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At least it wasn't Culture Clubs Karma Chameleon. ��
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Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon. ����
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I haven't read anything here that I would call "funny" more like malicious, childish and just plain stupid for some.
Don't know where you guys find people who will let you get away with this stuff but most of the people I know (me included) would make you sorry you tried.
opsled
Don't know where you guys find people who will let you get away with this stuff but most of the people I know (me included) would make you sorry you tried.
opsled
Throttle Junkie35
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Should be signedI haven't read anything here that I would call "funny" more like malicious, childish and just plain stupid for some.
Don't know where you guys find people who will let you get away with this stuff but most of the people I know (me included) would make you sorry you tried.
opsled
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Opdowner.
lol
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And then there was Ted. Ted slept at work on a regular basis. And he was a worthless winer to boot. So.... when he fell asleep purty darn hard, I took ruby red rattle can spray paint and painted his flight deck boots(work boots) that he was wearing. It took him quite some time to remove the paint from his boots.
There's something about showing up to muster w/ ruby red boots.
There's no place like home... there's no place like home.
There's something about showing up to muster w/ ruby red boots.
There's no place like home... there's no place like home.
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opsled
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Should be signed
Opdad or
Opdowner.
lol
Nice!!lol
I've always been the biggest schmuck anywhere I go unless a couple of my old buds happen to be there then things can get wild and it gets like the three stooges. But I will NEVER mess with some ones stuff, do something I know will make them mad or truly frightened.
To me there are lines you don't cross and if the victim isn't laughing in the end the line has been crossed. Doing something to someone because you don't like them or as retaliation is passive aggressive and I have no use for that schnitt. AT ALL..
Pranks should be fun for all. If being done as retaliation, dislike or personal jollies the prankster has crossed the line and is in danger him/herself. Been on both sides of this fence and the resulting aggression can be regretful.
Just make sure everyone is smiling in the end. If not things can get ugly. Believe me.
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PS, not trying to preach. Just tryin to pass experience.
Throttle Junkie35
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I never pull pranks because I have a feeling they may turn into what "favors" are like. For instance, I ask somebody to help me load a sled into a pick up,then they automatically assume I am going to help them re-shingle their 40sq roof.