Balad of Blue Monster

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bluewho

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Blue Monster #1

The Cops been looking for the son of a gun
been peeling all the snow off that WED WIVER SON

Sign on his flap says BlueMonster

He always rides like its full of gas
looking for something anything to pass
if you pull up to him he will be gone in a flash

BlueMonster

If you see him comeing dont wave or smile
just shake your fist he might lit up for awhile
then back on the gas just incase
some damm artic cat trys to match his pace

He thinks he is fast this boy named blue
skis track straight clutches too
he rides the
river the river red
Untill his wife says Blue come to bed!

There will be a day when old blue comes to rest
2 foot under in his sunday best
so if you ride this river this wiver wed
and feal the urge to clear your head
pull up to the snow and try your best
to write his name with what you guessed

Bluemonster
 
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another stompin tom tune.Right on boys. ;)! Soon to be and in the near future...Bluemonster2 to contend with...
My nephew will be riding a Yamaha along side me on the wed wiver...look out.
Probably sell him my 600. Bluemonster's got you on the run.
 
You got me.... no not realy!lol Wanted to put it together
It turned out well i think? :jack:

I like the last verse best....
 
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a new career move I see. Are you going to go on tour with Stompin Tom and see if you will make it. Did you ever live on the East Coast???


Who's that blue they call who
Is he who they all blue for
Can his sing this old song
As a Stompin Tom Tag Along

With bottle in hand and other on throttle
Can he jump from Sudbury to Toronto
With bolt on rear comin undone
You'd think he be fried by now

This boy blue they call who
Does not matter what you do
Take a tear on wed wiver son
They'll find you one by one

bluemonster 1 will come down
looking for who that has gone bye
no such luck finding that stompin son
as he looks up thru the ice with big blue eyes

This is that story of a man called who
That gambled his life thru and thru
The wed wiver was to be his fate
as they hauled him up a little to late

Beware of the the bluemonster on the wed
He will hunt you down and leave you for dead
He will tell a tale of a blue named who
That went down to the monster called blue.
 
Needs more work blue.Last 2 verses good.

Its Doug the slug from the bright red mud rolling up the river slideing
No pics for me he shouts with glee
I dont no whats inside of them?
 
Just west of thunder bay were the rivers run fast
sits two old boys waiting for summer to pass
they wait for the winter and north winds to blow
to fire up there sleds and off they will go

They head for the river the one they call red
to jump off her banks and ride her old beds
this is the river the one they adore
but old mother nature has something instore

The river still running shes running to fast
she wont make no ice with no winter blast
they say its the heat from the cars and the trucks
so off to the ditches to make there own ruts

The diches are brown from salt and decay
the fields are all houses theres nowere to play
they built a new mall were there used to be grass
you cant cross the red without makeing a splash

This world is still spinning shes turning around
faster and faster there no slowing down
its back to the shack and the girls we adore
mabie this winter well get something more
 
yep!!!!!!!my exact words..how'd you know
that the main theme was in search of snow
you grip the bars and hang on tight
cause when you hit that tree it'll be like dynamite!!!

the red can be a little tough is what
they say
but I'll introduce you to the Rat along the way
she can be weavy,curly and tough
WOT would be a bit to much

the Rat being tough to negotiate
will make you a man before it's to late
you'll crap your pants if you go fast
so easy on your throttle and you might just last

the Rat will bite ya if your not polite
it'll pull you down and under the ice
you'll take your last breath of ice cold air
then say bye bye as you eventually disappear

bluemonster 1 will cruise on through
in the very spot that who fell thru
he'll stop and then take a look on down
to see bluewho wearing that frozen frown

So if you dare come down where the Red meets the Rat
Always remember who went down last
He comes from the East and had no clue
Of the power of the Rat when it takes a hold on you


The End of the Beginning!!!! :o|
 
that's the wrong pic there valin.I think the pic of the tower is better..you see it..the tower..excuse ther hooters in the way....lol.


By the way..caption that will ya's.
 

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Your wife catches you with that pic on your puter you will need to add a extention to that dog house you built.
 
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