Fishing Dilema
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good Bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.